What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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haha

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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