A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Shltskc gw? G

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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