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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

copy me and i will kill you

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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