- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Face...tastes like chicken!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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