- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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