Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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