- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats black and strange a paki

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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