How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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This statement is false.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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