- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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