- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

a. why? b. because

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

no really what are ur names?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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