- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

do you wanna hear a joke school

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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