Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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