- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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