- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock come in.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Double-whammy

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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