- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

batman has diarrhea

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

I am very humble.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

LET

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

BIG PENIS

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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