- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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