why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Knock knock come in.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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