What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kennah campion... being nice

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Double-whammy

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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