- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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