why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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