A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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