- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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