- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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