- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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