Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

kennah campion... being nice

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Knock knock come in.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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