- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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