- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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