- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Robin, get in the car, please.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

haha Otarts was here

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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