A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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sucks Syntax...

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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homosexual

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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