- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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