- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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