Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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