- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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