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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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