- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Wats rong with yo leg.....

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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