What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did the old man say? Im old

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A paralysed man falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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