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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Turkeys are obese

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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