Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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