September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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