Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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dallen loves penis

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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