A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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