Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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