What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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KILL WHITEY

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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