- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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