- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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