- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Who is John Galt?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Jack Stevens