- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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