Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A black man has a job.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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