What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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autsim

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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