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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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