Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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