- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Dwight Howard

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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