- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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