- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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