Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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