- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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