- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

#Hanging Degus

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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