The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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