- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.