- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

All of these jokes are about white people

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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