- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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