- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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