what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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