What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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