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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

okay so theres this guy.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

WILLY

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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