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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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