- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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