- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

I walk into a bar...

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man penetrates another man.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

women's rights

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

boner

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??