- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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